One Request! (freakin’ shark with a laser beam on its head)

$32.00

Meet your new holiday spirit animal—the Cyberpunk Santa Shark! Decked out in festive lights, a Santa hat, and a killer set of gears, this shark is ready to make a splash at every holiday party. Because why go traditional when you can go shark?

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🦈🔫 One Request! 🔫🦈

For those who understand that sometimes, you just need one simple thing—a freakin’ shark with a laser beam on its head. Channeling the spirit of that classic Austin Powers scene, this cyber-shark is equipped with the deadliest style and a laser focus that’ll make you stand out in any crowd.

Perfect for fans of sci-fi nostalgia, retro villains, and anyone who knows that when it comes to making a statement, laser sharks are the way to go.

🔥 Limited Edition for Evil Geniuses Only 🔥

Get yours before Dr. Evil snags them all! Because every mastermind needs a wardrobe upgrade that says, “I’m here to take over the world… but stylishly.”


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